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		<title>The Onion&#8217;s History of Technical Problems In NASCAR</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was originally posted on The Onion a couple years ago but since it&#8217;s NASCAR&#8217;s All-Star weekend, I thought it warranted a re-visit, enjoy! Technical Problems Throughout NASCAR History An as-yet undiagnosed tire-related issue meant that NASCAR&#8217;s Brickyard 400 was &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2010/05/21/the-onions-history-of-technical-problems-in-nascar/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Top Stories From The Onion &#8211; 01/22/10 &#8211; Shaq, Dusty Baker &amp; Chapman, McGwire, Shannon Sharpe</title>
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