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The Onion’s History of Technical Problems In NASCAR

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Swasted

This was originally posted on The Onion a couple years ago but since it’s NASCAR’s All-Star weekend, I thought it warranted a re-visit, enjoy! Technical Problems Throughout NASCAR History An as-yet undiagnosed tire-related issue meant that NASCAR’s Brickyard 400 was … Continue reading →

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Fat Kids

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Logert

Michelle Obama wants to tackle fat kids. No, I’m sorry, Michelle Obama wants to tackle the fat kid epidemic that has over the years caused most Americans to blow up to the size of a Smart car, but without the … Continue reading →

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Top Stories From The Onion – 01/22/10 – Shaq, Dusty Baker & Chapman, McGwire, Shannon Sharpe

Posted on January 22, 2010 by Swasted

From TheOnion.com: Shaq Misses Entire Second Half With Pulled Pork Sandwhich – Cavaliers center Shaquille O’Neal suffered a frustrating setback during his team’s victory over the Toronto Raptors Tuesday night, when he was sidelined for the entire second half of … Continue reading →

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