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Swasted Files: Elderly Pacific Beach Woman Wakes Up To Find A Chargers Fan Passed Out On Her Couch

After last night’s performance by the San Diego Chargers, I’m not too surprised by this… From SignOnSanDiego.com: An 81-year-old Pacific Beach woman awoke to find a Chargers fan passed out on her couch Friday morning, according to San Diego police. … Continue reading

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Swasted Files: Estella Warren, DUI, Attempted Escape

Actress, former Victoria’s Secret Model, and super hottie Estella Warren was arrested Monday night in LA and charged with drunk driving, hit and run and assault. But it gets better, according to the MontrealGazzette (she was born in Ontario, Canada): … Continue reading

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Swasted Files: Oregon State Broadcaster Identified In Drunk Denny’s Video

The play-by-play voice of Oregon State athletics, Mike Parker, has come forward and admitted he is the intoxicated man seen in the video below. The video was filmed early in the morning at a Denny’s in West Hollywood and shows … Continue reading

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Swasted Files: Vince Neil Still Partyin, Staggering Sports Fans, Laurence Maroney

Vince Neil Still Parytin’, Irresponsible – Vince Neil plead guilty to charges of driving under the influence in a Las Vegas courtroom yesterday. Neil was pulled over last June while driving his Lamborghini after leaving the Las Vegas Hilton. Neil … Continue reading

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Swasted Files: Lawrence Taylor’s Draft Night

Here’s an interview with Lawrence Taylor where he was asked what he remembers from the day he was drafted. In true Swasted fashion, LT reveals, “Darling, I don’t remember too much…I had 41 Coors Lights so I couldn’t tell you.” … Continue reading

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Swasted Files: Slovenian Hockey & Carlsberg Beer

This week’s Swasted Files starts out with a trip overseas to a European country with a population of just over 2-million, Slovenia. Believe it or not, its not the first time the country has been mentioned on the pages of … Continue reading

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