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		<title>Swasted Files: Elderly Pacific Beach Woman Wakes Up To Find A Chargers Fan Passed Out On Her Couch</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After last night&#8217;s performance by the San Diego Chargers, I&#8217;m not too surprised by this&#8230; From SignOnSanDiego.com: An 81-year-old Pacific Beach woman awoke to find a Chargers fan passed out on her couch Friday morning, according to San Diego police. &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2011/11/11/swasted-files-elderly-pacific-beach-woman-wakes-up-to-find-a-chargers-fan-passed-out-on-her-couch/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>The NFL Takes Player Injuries Very Seriously</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 20:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The NFL appears to take injuries to players very seriously. For example, check out this ad for NFL.com&#8217;s Fantasy Football featuring the Kansas City Chiefs running back Jamaal Charles less than a week after he tore his ACL effectively ending &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2011/09/22/the-nfl-takes-player-injuries-very-seriously/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Brett Favre &#8211; What Should I Do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 22:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brett Favre decided to make one more commercial and its hilarious&#8230; Related posts: Thursday Links &#8211; Wes Welker Update, Junior Seau Retires Again, Marvin Harrison in GQ
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		<title>Denver Broncos Under Investigation For Allegedly Videotaping 49ers&#8217;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2010 15:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Huffington Post ENGLEWOOD, Colo. — The NFL fined the Denver Broncos and coach Josh McDaniels $50,000 each because the team&#8217;s video operations director filmed a San Francisco 49ers practice in London last month, breaking league rules. The NFL investigation &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2010/11/28/denver-broncos-under-investigation-for-allegedly-videotaping-49ers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Lights Out In Buffalo: Shawne Merriman Claimed By Bills</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 21:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Junior Seau Arrested, Released, Drives Car Off Cliff</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 17:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a hell of a few hours for former San Diego Chargers star linebacker Junior Seau. He was arrested and charged with felony spousal assault with injury last night around midnight after an incident involving a live-in girlfriend. Seau &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2010/10/18/junior-seau-arrested-released-drives-car-off-cliff/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Football Star&#8217;s Cereal Has Phone Sex Number On Box&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 00:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Former Chargers Receiver Kassim Osgood, Pistol-Whipped &amp; Held At Gunpoint</title>
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		<title>LaDainian Tomlinson And Jimmie Johnson Have Their First Child</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, Wednesday July 7th, two great San Diego athletes, LaDainian Tomlinson and Jimmie Johnson enjoyed the birth of their first child. Unfortunately, instead of using their combined wealth and the wonderful technology of the 21st century to form a super-athlete, &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2010/07/07/ladainian-tomlinson-and-jimmie-johnson-have-their-first-child/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Charger’s Spokesman Talks Downtown Stadium</title>
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