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		<title>John Goodman Adopts His 42-Year Old Girlfriend</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Goodman has adopted his 42-year old girlfriend in an attempt to protect his assets as he faces a civil suit from a DUI car crash he caused that killed a 23-year old man. Only, its not that John Goodman. &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2012/02/02/john-goodman-adopts-his-42-year-old-girlfriend/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Urinal Video Game Console Is A Hit In Japan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new urinal video game developed by Sega is gaining popularity in Japan. The new game, Toylet, measures the volume and speed of the user&#8217;s urine as they aim at a sensor inside the toilet. Pissers can choose from 5 &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2012/01/19/urinal-video-game-console-is-a-hit-in-japan/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Best Local News Bloopers of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 06:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fox Five News San Diego Kicks this one off.. Related posts: Monday Links &#8211; San Diego Supercross, Local News Updates, Olympics Nearing, Danica To Race Saturday
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		<title>Happy Monday, Kim Jun Il is Dead!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Monday Street Art</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<title>Wyclef Jean stole $10M from his Haiti Charity&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 03:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Anonymous Releases Video Discussing The National Defense Authorization Act</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 05:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>RIP Wednesday, Patrice O&#8217;Neal, Dead At 41&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Herman Cain On Libya&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Swasted Files: Elderly Pacific Beach Woman Wakes Up To Find A Chargers Fan Passed Out On Her Couch</title>
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