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Category Archives: News
John Goodman Adopts His 42-Year Old Girlfriend
John Goodman has adopted his 42-year old girlfriend in an attempt to protect his assets as he faces a civil suit from a DUI car crash he caused that killed a 23-year old man. Only, its not that John Goodman. … Continue reading
Urinal Video Game Console Is A Hit In Japan
A new urinal video game developed by Sega is gaining popularity in Japan. The new game, Toylet, measures the volume and speed of the user’s urine as they aim at a sensor inside the toilet. Pissers can choose from 5 … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, News, Nightlife
Tagged console, japan, piss, toylet, urinal, video game
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Best Local News Bloopers of 2011
Fox Five News San Diego Kicks this one off..
Happy Monday, Kim Jun Il is Dead!!!
We here at SWASTED.COM respect the dead and would never make light of the passing of another human being but in this case we are happy to announce the death of North Korea’s piece of shit shit dictator, Kim Jun … Continue reading
Wyclef Jean stole $10M from his Haiti Charity…
From WWTDD.COM Wyclef Jeans charity ‘Yele Haiti’ was supposed to help rebuild Haiti in the wake of last years devastating earthquake, but over two-thirds of the money they collected last year is either missing or was funneled to companies owned … Continue reading
Anonymous Releases Video Discussing The National Defense Authorization Act
Holy shit this is scary. The international group, Anonymous has released a new video titled “Message to the American People” that discusses a recent bill passed by the U.S. Senate. I tend to consider myself well informed on current events … Continue reading
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Tagged anonymous, bill of rights, national defense authorization act, video
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RIP Wednesday, Patrice O’Neal, Dead At 41…
Patrice O’Neal, a fixture in the New York comedy scene for two decades who was most recently seen in the Comedy Central Roast Of Charlie Sheen, has passed away according to sources close to the comedian. Talk show host Opie … Continue reading
Herman Cain On Libya…
Herman Cain stumbles and mumbles through an awkward interview. He makes no real points and obviously doesn’t know anything about the situation there. So the Republican’s have this dude, a chick that hates gays but has a gay husband and … Continue reading
Swasted Files: Elderly Pacific Beach Woman Wakes Up To Find A Chargers Fan Passed Out On Her Couch
After last night’s performance by the San Diego Chargers, I’m not too surprised by this… From SignOnSanDiego.com: An 81-year-old Pacific Beach woman awoke to find a Chargers fan passed out on her couch Friday morning, according to San Diego police. … Continue reading
Posted in Chargers, Humor, Local, News, NFL, San Diego, Sports
Tagged couch, drunk chargers fan, elderly woman, pacific beach, passed out, swasted files
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