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		<title>John Goodman Adopts His 42-Year Old Girlfriend</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Goodman has adopted his 42-year old girlfriend in an attempt to protect his assets as he faces a civil suit from a DUI car crash he caused that killed a 23-year old man. Only, its not that John Goodman. &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2012/02/02/john-goodman-adopts-his-42-year-old-girlfriend/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Urinal Video Game Console Is A Hit In Japan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new urinal video game developed by Sega is gaining popularity in Japan. The new game, Toylet, measures the volume and speed of the user&#8217;s urine as they aim at a sensor inside the toilet. Pissers can choose from 5 &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2012/01/19/urinal-video-game-console-is-a-hit-in-japan/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Video: Kanzi the Chimp Makes A Fire &amp; Cooks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 01:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does this seem like a bad idea to anyone else? Kanzi, a bonobo chimpanzee, knows how to gather wood to make a fire and then uses a lighter to light it up. He and his lady friend use the fire &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2012/01/04/video-kanzi-the-chimp-makes-a-fire-cooks/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Best Local News Bloopers of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 06:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fox Five News San Diego Kicks this one off.. Related posts: Monday Links &#8211; San Diego Supercross, Local News Updates, Olympics Nearing, Danica To Race Saturday
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		<title>Bob Ducca&#8217;s List Of Ailments&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 02:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Just Another Pimp And Ho Fighting In The Streets Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 05:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Roots Play Fishbone&#8217;s &#8220;Lyin&#8217; Ass Bitch&#8221; As Michele Bachmann Appears On The Jimmy Fallon Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Swasted Files: Elderly Pacific Beach Woman Wakes Up To Find A Chargers Fan Passed Out On Her Couch</title>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Heard of Whistling While You Work, But Whistling Everytime You Walk?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>YouTube Wednesday: Ryan Adams &#8211; Night Sweats &amp; Lucky Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 19:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
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