Category Archives: Humor

John Goodman Adopts His 42-Year Old Girlfriend

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Swasted

John Goodman has adopted his 42-year old girlfriend in an attempt to protect his assets as he faces a civil suit from a DUI car crash he caused that killed a 23-year old man. Only, its not that John Goodman. … Continue reading →

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Urinal Video Game Console Is A Hit In Japan

Posted on January 19, 2012 by Swasted

A new urinal video game developed by Sega is gaining popularity in Japan. The new game, Toylet, measures the volume and speed of the user’s urine as they aim at a sensor inside the toilet. Pissers can choose from 5 … Continue reading →

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Video: Kanzi the Chimp Makes A Fire & Cooks

Posted on January 4, 2012 by Swasted

Does this seem like a bad idea to anyone else? Kanzi, a bonobo chimpanzee, knows how to gather wood to make a fire and then uses a lighter to light it up. He and his lady friend use the fire … Continue reading →

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Best Local News Bloopers of 2011

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Steve

Fox Five News San Diego Kicks this one off..

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Bob Ducca’s List Of Ailments…

Posted on December 24, 2011 by Steve
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Just Another Pimp And Ho Fighting In The Streets Video

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Swasted

Dude is getting punked by a big girl. I think he might have some pills on him. I noticed it was uploaded by the YouTube user GTAFiveSanAndreas. Significance? The new Grand Theft Auto (Grand Theft Auto 5) is due to … Continue reading →

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The Roots Play Fishbone’s “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” As Michele Bachmann Appears On The Jimmy Fallon Show

Posted on November 22, 2011 by Swasted

Michele Bachmann appeared on the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night and as she was walking on-stage, The Roots (yes, they’re Jimmy Fallon’s house band) played an old Fishbone jam…a little ditty called, “Lyin Ass Bitch”. ?uestlove has since … Continue reading →

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Swasted Files: Elderly Pacific Beach Woman Wakes Up To Find A Chargers Fan Passed Out On Her Couch

Posted on November 11, 2011 by Swasted

After last night’s performance by the San Diego Chargers, I’m not too surprised by this… From SignOnSanDiego.com: An 81-year-old Pacific Beach woman awoke to find a Chargers fan passed out on her couch Friday morning, according to San Diego police. … Continue reading →

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I’ve Heard of Whistling While You Work, But Whistling Everytime You Walk?

Posted on November 10, 2011 by Swasted

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar pose in 2007 at the birth of their 17th child. Earlier this month, they announced they’re expecting the birth of their 20th child. An even bigger surprise? They have a reality TV show and the … Continue reading →

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YouTube Wednesday: Ryan Adams – Night Sweats & Lucky Now

Posted on October 26, 2011 by Swasted

Ryan Adams Hosts “Night Sweats”, a heavy metal video countdown show of sorts Ryan Adams video for the song “Lucky Now”, the first single off his new album Ashes & Fire

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