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		<title>John Goodman Adopts His 42-Year Old Girlfriend</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Goodman has adopted his 42-year old girlfriend in an attempt to protect his assets as he faces a civil suit from a DUI car crash he caused that killed a 23-year old man. Only, its not that John Goodman. &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2012/02/02/john-goodman-adopts-his-42-year-old-girlfriend/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Urinal Video Game Console Is A Hit In Japan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new urinal video game developed by Sega is gaining popularity in Japan. The new game, Toylet, measures the volume and speed of the user&#8217;s urine as they aim at a sensor inside the toilet. Pissers can choose from 5 &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2012/01/19/urinal-video-game-console-is-a-hit-in-japan/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Bloody Mary Fan? Try One With A Beef Straw!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Video: Dirt Shark&#8217;s Monster Energy Girls Photo Shoot</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Supercross eve! The 2012 season kicks off tomorrow with A1. Live coverage from Angels Stadium in Anaheim will be shown on Speed starting at 7pm PST. For now, Dirt Shark trolls the photo shoot for the 2012 Monster Energy &#8230; <a href="http://swasted.com/2012/01/06/video-dirt-sharks-monster-energy-girls-photo-shoot/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Video: Kanzi the Chimp Makes A Fire &amp; Cooks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 01:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Song of the Day: Swasted &#8211; Crunch Chief</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 23:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Just Another Pimp And Ho Fighting In The Streets Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 05:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Anonymous Releases Video Discussing The National Defense Authorization Act</title>
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		<title>The Roots Play Fishbone&#8217;s &#8220;Lyin&#8217; Ass Bitch&#8221; As Michele Bachmann Appears On The Jimmy Fallon Show</title>
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		<title>Swasted Files: Elderly Pacific Beach Woman Wakes Up To Find A Chargers Fan Passed Out On Her Couch</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
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