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John Goodman Adopts His 42-Year Old Girlfriend
John Goodman has adopted his 42-year old girlfriend in an attempt to protect his assets as he faces a civil suit from a DUI car crash he caused that killed a 23-year old man. Only, its not that John Goodman. … Continue reading
Urinal Video Game Console Is A Hit In Japan
A new urinal video game developed by Sega is gaining popularity in Japan. The new game, Toylet, measures the volume and speed of the user’s urine as they aim at a sensor inside the toilet. Pissers can choose from 5 … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, News, Nightlife
Tagged console, japan, piss, toylet, urinal, video game
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Bloody Mary Fan? Try One With A Beef Straw!
For all of you Bloody Mary fans out there, here’s the newest add-on you can look forward to…a beef straw! Former bartender and budding entrepreneur Ben Hirko has partnered up with beef processor Chad Lottman of C & C Processing … Continue reading
Video: Dirt Shark’s Monster Energy Girls Photo Shoot
Happy Supercross eve! The 2012 season kicks off tomorrow with A1. Live coverage from Angels Stadium in Anaheim will be shown on Speed starting at 7pm PST. For now, Dirt Shark trolls the photo shoot for the 2012 Monster Energy … Continue reading
Posted in Motocross, Sports
Tagged dirt shark, monster energy girls, MX, pinups, supercross, sx
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Video: Kanzi the Chimp Makes A Fire & Cooks
Does this seem like a bad idea to anyone else? Kanzi, a bonobo chimpanzee, knows how to gather wood to make a fire and then uses a lighter to light it up. He and his lady friend use the fire … Continue reading
Song of the Day: Swasted – Crunch Chief
Here’s your anthem for the weekend, hopefully the Swasted.com shout-out will be in the remix…
Just Another Pimp And Ho Fighting In The Streets Video
Dude is getting punked by a big girl. I think he might have some pills on him. I noticed it was uploaded by the YouTube user GTAFiveSanAndreas. Significance? The new Grand Theft Auto (Grand Theft Auto 5) is due to … Continue reading
Anonymous Releases Video Discussing The National Defense Authorization Act
Holy shit this is scary. The international group, Anonymous has released a new video titled “Message to the American People” that discusses a recent bill passed by the U.S. Senate. I tend to consider myself well informed on current events … Continue reading
Posted in News
Tagged anonymous, bill of rights, national defense authorization act, video
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The Roots Play Fishbone’s “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” As Michele Bachmann Appears On The Jimmy Fallon Show
Michele Bachmann appeared on the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night and as she was walking on-stage, The Roots (yes, they’re Jimmy Fallon’s house band) played an old Fishbone jam…a little ditty called, “Lyin Ass Bitch”. ?uestlove has since … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged fishbone, jimmy fallon, lyin ass bitch, michele bachmann, the roots
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Swasted Files: Elderly Pacific Beach Woman Wakes Up To Find A Chargers Fan Passed Out On Her Couch
After last night’s performance by the San Diego Chargers, I’m not too surprised by this… From SignOnSanDiego.com: An 81-year-old Pacific Beach woman awoke to find a Chargers fan passed out on her couch Friday morning, according to San Diego police. … Continue reading
Posted in Chargers, Humor, Local, News, NFL, San Diego, Sports
Tagged couch, drunk chargers fan, elderly woman, pacific beach, passed out, swasted files
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