In an impact that would make Ronnie Lott want to cut his entire arm off, one of the largest and most expensive experiments in the history of mankind, the Large Hadron Collider, performed successfully in Europe. Geeks around the world buzzed like a new Olivia Munn pictorial release. The experiment involves blasting high energy particles around a 17 mile track and smashing them together to form the cosmic jizz that was present milliseconds after the Big Bang (i.e. moment of Creation for all the Easter egg hunters). The jizz will hopefully provide insight into what makes up the 96% of the Universe that this planet’s “intelligent life” has no clue about.
Some would argue this accomplishment is a historic day for humanity; I counter with this:
Sorry she’s not in a bikini, maybe she’s not that smart.
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