And With That, The Terrorists Have Taken Away All Our Fun

What’s next? Exploding vaginas?

Take with a grain of salt I guess since it’s coming from Fox News but apparently terrorists are now planning suicide bombings featuring exploding breast implants. The new tactic involves radical Al Qaeda doctors implanting explosive packed implants into recruited female suicide bombers that are nearly impossible to detect even with new body scanning devices. The new tactic was first learned of by British MI5 forces who were monitoring communication between suspected terrorist cells in Pakistan and Yemen after the thwarted attempt by the Underwear Bomber.

Open the floodgates for the conservative right to start the “ban breast implants” campaigns. – Full Blow-up

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