Urinal Video Game Console Is A Hit In Japan

A new urinal video game developed by Sega is gaining popularity in Japan. The new game, Toylet, measures the volume and speed of the user’s urine as they aim at a sensor inside the toilet. Pissers can choose from 5 different games in a console mounted on top of the urinal. One of the games called The North Wind and Her shows a young lady in a dress on a windy day. The harder the user pisses, the harder the wind blows in an attempt to remove her dress entirely.

An infra-red sensor cuts off gameplay if the gamer steps too far away from the toilet to detract them from long-range attempts. Toylet is currently only available in Japan but Sega hopes to expand globally later this year. – More at Electronista.com

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Bloody Mary Fan? Try One With A Beef Straw!

Benny's Bloody Mary Beef StrawFor all of you Bloody Mary fans out there, here’s the newest add-on you can look forward to…a beef straw!

Former bartender and budding entrepreneur Ben Hirko has partnered up with beef processor Chad Lottman of C & C Processing in Diller, Nebraska to come up with the new beef straw. Hirko came up with the idea after seeing bar patrons come into the bar with some beef snacks of their own and realizing how the flavor would complement a Bloody Mary.

Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws are now available in 26 states and expanding. The only retail shop in California where they’re available is The Oaks Gourmet in L.A. and the only CA bar where they’re serving is the Corral De Tierra Country Club in Salias.

Find a bar or retailer near you at BennysBloodyMaryBeefStraw.com or read more at JournalStar.com

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Video: Dirt Shark’s Monster Energy Girls Photo Shoot

Happy Supercross eve! The 2012 season kicks off tomorrow with A1. Live coverage from Angels Stadium in Anaheim will be shown on Speed starting at 7pm PST. For now, Dirt Shark trolls the photo shoot for the 2012 Monster Energy Girls…who’s your favorite?

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Video: Kanzi the Chimp Makes A Fire & Cooks

Does this seem like a bad idea to anyone else? Kanzi, a bonobo chimpanzee, knows how to gather wood to make a fire and then uses a lighter to light it up. He and his lady friend use the fire to cook some burgers and then roast some marshmellows.

They teach him all that but they can’t teach him how to recycle or use a fucking trash can? The fucker just threw the water bottle down after dousing the fire. Pretty impressive but it’s still only the 2nd best thing a monkey or ape has done the last year. Nothing beats the monkey playing jockey and riding on the back of a dog during halftime at a Denver Broncos game. ESPN has replayed this clip a thousand times and I still lose my shit when I see it.

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Best Local News Bloopers of 2011

Fox Five News San Diego Kicks this one off..

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Bob Ducca’s List Of Ailments…

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Happy Monday, Kim Jun Il is Dead!!!

We here at SWASTED.COM respect the dead and would never make light of the passing of another human being but in this case we are happy to announce the death of North Korea’s piece of shit shit dictator, Kim Jun Il. This fat little piece of shit has been suppressing his people for way too long and I hope his death was lengthy and extremely painful. From all the staff at SWASTED and people of the FREE world, rot in hell Kim Jun Il, you will not be missed.

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Monday Street Art

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Wyclef Jean stole $10M from his Haiti Charity…

From WWTDD.COM

Wyclef Jeans charity ‘Yele Haiti’ was supposed to help rebuild Haiti in the wake of last years devastating earthquake, but over two-thirds of the money they collected last year is either missing or was funneled to companies owned in whole or part by Jean, his friends, or his family, or in one case to a company that doesn’t actually exist.
From NY Times
Yele Haiti’s coffers swelled to $16 million in 2010 (but they) spent just $5.1 million for emergency relief efforts, including food and water delivery to makeshift survivor camps.
Yele Haiti paid five contractors, including P&A Construction — which received $353,983 and is run by Warnel Pierre, the brother of Jean’s wife, Claudinette.
A purported Miami business called Amisphere Farm Labor Inc. received a whopping $1,008,000 as a “food distributor.”
No trace of the company could be found, but records show the company’s head, Amsterly Pierre, bought three properties in Florida last year, including a condo in an upscale waterfront community.
The address listed for the business is an auto-repair shop in Miami’s Little Haiti neighborhood, where a worker said he had never heard of Pierre or Amisphere.

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Song of the Day: Swasted – Crunch Chief

Here’s your anthem for the weekend, hopefully the Swasted.com shout-out will be in the remix…

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